Readers as Writers

Friends. As how it should be( without Ross).

In a perfect world, there are only FIVE friends. No one’s married, because come on, the show was better when everyone was single and having fun. Marriage and kids ruin everything. Monica never had a bother, therefor Ross (the most unless and crappy character) never existed. And she stays with Richard, because he is hot and rich and perfect. Rachel stays working at the coffee shop because she always had the cutest outfits when she was working, and plus no one hangouts where they use to work. And she always has a ton of cute boyfriends, and never has a kid, because the show got awful after that. Chandler doesn’t work some boring office job, that doesn’t even make sense? Like he’s funny, why isn’t he working doing standup comedy? And he stays with Janice, because she’s gold, and she should honestly be a bigger part of the show, replace her with Ross. But Chandler is still super successful, and is always on TV doing comedy shows and what not. And of course that makes Joey mad, who struggles on his soap opera show that keeps replacing him. And they never got rid of the duck and goose, they can also replace Ross. And Gunther needs some more attention, no one’s ever mean to him in this show now, he should also replace Ross. And he now has more hair, that’s not white. And he gets all the girls attention. Phoebe is a successful indie musician.  No one makes fun of her songs. And her scientist boyfriend never leaves the show because he was super cute and perfect for her. He can also replace Ross. Anyone would be better without Ross.